when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

Oh, yeah, you never do!

(Source: riversclara)


when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out





#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider


So I’ve had some misfortunes and miscommunications regarding giveaways in the past both on my part and on the receiver but I’m in the process of completing my previous fandom box giveaway (A borderlands box and a bioshock infinite box). Those will be mailed by next week. But someone has dropped out which means that I have a spot for one lucky winner. 

Liking this post and winning will get you:

A custom keepsake box featuring the fandom or ship of your choosing.

Reblogging this post and winning will get you

A custom keepsake box featuring the fandom or ship of your choosing.

my attempt to write a handwritten drabble for your fandom even if I’m unfamiliar with it. Or a letter addressed to you from your favorite character. It will be amusing I’m sure.

tea from adagio or teavanna or coffee or candy if you prefer

fandom stationary like THIS (but obviously custom to your fandom)

personal fanmix

decorated shipping box

Only one can win! Reblog/Like by August 1, 2014 11:59 PST






never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes





how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ


Now that is prank dedication

(Source: iraffiruse)


My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.


George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?

#definitely your ass.